svenssk/ˈsvɛnsk/verb, and apparently a person

(v.) to build brands, businesses, sites, films, and songs at unreasonable speed while being entirely fueled by Swedish meatballs.

What I built this year: a poison-ivy removal brand, a gas-delivery startup turned country singer, a Cape Cod demon-hunter horror-pop saga, a UFO essay series becoming a novel — all self-taught.

Built in one year

Poison-ivy brand · Fuel startup turned country singer · K-pop horror saga · UAP Substack, becoming a novel

used in a sentence:

"The man svenssked five businesses in a single year. Nobody asked him to."

The evidence

I made all of this in the past year.

Every business, brand, song, film, and site on this page — built solo in twelve months. Entirely self-taught. On top of my existing 13 years of work experience.

Speed and originality are the product.

01A landscaping company, apparently

Weston Ivy League

Yes — poison ivy removal. People always tilt their heads. Here's what makes it insane: I don't spray. I hand-pull every plant, root and all, in the dead heat of summer. It's some of the hardest manual labor there is — only a lunatic does this by hand. It's also where I do my best thinking. Then I gave the least glamorous job in town the brand of a national company: a logo, a cinematic highlight reel, and a UV survey that makes the roots glow in the dark. And people remember the name. If I can make poison ivy look this good, imagine what I can do for something you actually want to sell.

After — cleared corner lot
Before — overgrown with poison ivy
Before — overgrown
After — cleared

From the field

The Most Intense Poison Ivy Removal Montage Ever Made.

World-record amount of poison ivy removed.

Oddly satisfying plant destruction set to dreamy synthpop.

The Weston Ivy League cinematic universe

Face tattoos meme: Weston Ivy League
Face tattoos: bad decision. Letting poison ivy take your yard: worse.
28 Rashes Later fake movie poster
28 Rashes Later. One man. One yard. Zero clue.
Midsommar 2: A Weston Midsommar fake movie poster
Midsommar 2: A Weston Midsommar.
T-shirt: If you've got the weed, call the Big Swede
The real merch. “If you've got the weed, call the Big Swede.”
Say My Name — Breaking Bad / Weston Ivy League fake poster
Say my name. You're goddamn right. Weston Ivy League.
The trailer. For a poison ivy removal company. I don't know what to tell you.

The slogan that stuck

If youve got the weed, call the Big Swede.

Printed on actual merch
02A fuel startup that became a country singer

Gas Daddy

Gas Daddy started as a real fuel-delivery startup — I'd fill your tank overnight so you'd wake up with a full car. Then the marketing took over. I built a country-music persona to promote it, "Gas Daddy," and wrote the songs myself: real tracks, on Spotify and Apple Music, with names like "Fill My Tank Up, Daddy." The character outgrew the company. People started recognizing me as Gas Daddy at the grocery store. The fuel business is on hold — prices went haywire and you can't build on a number that won't sit still — but the persona, the catalog, and the campaign are all still here. Proof that I can build a brand people actually remember.

The Gas Daddy cinematic universe

A fuel startup didn't need a country persona with a film catalog. Gas Daddy got one anyway.

The freeway chase.
Mad Max: Fury Road.
Pope Gas Daddy. In nomine octani.
The Shining.
Fill My Tank Up, Daddy.
I met my daddy at pump 69.
Runnin’ on E — the music video.
The new McGasDaddy.
The interrogation.
A December to Remember.
Pump 69.
The late-night host.
Darth Daddy.

The Gas Daddy reviews are in

The most important petroleum-based art of our generation.

anonymous

Aggressively mid.

also anonymous

1 out of 5 stars… but possibly the key to lasting world peace.

Rolling Stone (allegedly)

Dolly Parton has expressed interest in a collaboration.

unverified, obviously
03It started as a bedtime misunderstanding

Cape Cod Demon Hunters

My three-year-old son tried to say "K-pop Demon Hunters." What came out was "Cape Cod Demon Hunters." A very clever and funny mispronunciation. Which gave me an idea…and so I wrote and produced a song for him.

Then I accidentally built a haunted Cape Cod pop universe.

Eight tracks later, CCDH follows a crew of female demon hunters trying to protect the Cape from the things hiding under its old money, tourist beaches, yacht clubs, coffee runs, open bars, and perfect summer lawns.

The Cape Cod Demon Hunters cinematic universe

Korea has K-pop. Cape Cod has this.

Cape Cod Demon Hunters — Cape Cod Demon Hunters
01Cape Cod Demon Hunters
Cape Cod Demon Hunters — High Tide
02High Tide
Cape Cod Demon Hunters — Drive Thru
03Drive Thru
Cape Cod Demon Hunters — Welcome to the Menu
04Welcome to the Menu
Cape Cod Demon Hunters — Open Bar
05Open Bar
Cape Cod Demon Hunters — Solstice
06Solstice
Cape Cod Demon Hunters — Route 6
07Route 6
Cape Cod Demon Hunters — Anchor the Ghost
08Anchor the Ghost

The Cape Cod Demon Hunters reviews are in

Pappa. This is the best song in the whole entire universe. Make it louder.

Axel (6) and Sören (4)
04When I work on someone else's idea

Client Work

The same brain that makes demon-hunter horror-pop also builds a calm, professional site for a McLean psychologist. On purpose.

And when a neighbor mentions that she's the CEO of a global leader in AI-powered autonomous vehicle logistics solutions, you make her a marketing brand trailer for her company. She didn't ask for it, but loved it. That's kind of the point.

Dr. Kristen — clinical psychology site

Web design

Clinical Psychology Practice

A warm, mid-century-modern landing page for a clinical psychologist at McLean Hospital. Calm, trust-building, no clutter.

View site

Spec work

Venti Technologies — A Film, For Fun

A marketing trailer for an AI-powered autonomous vehicle logistics solutions company.

05Wet paint

What I'm building this week.

Everything above is finished. This stuff below isn't yet fully-baked. Some of it's still in the idea-phase — and, as usual, it's me making stuff nobody asked for.

 

 

Drive Thru (Part 1)

Fresh drop

The Demon Hunter's from Hyannis and their first unofficial music video. See if you can spot the cameos.

Beantown Dynamics

Opening salvo

A fictional robotics company building the one thing that scares me: a bot that hand-pulls poison ivy. Its flagship is named POY-Z-IVY. AI can't take this job. Right?

Maison de Lierre

In development

A poison-ivy relief soap. The brand needed a product line. French name, because of course.

Unsolicited Spec Ads

Just for fun

Nobody asked me to redesign IKEA's marketing. I did it anyway — for the love of Sweden, IKEA, and Swedish meatballs. You'd be amazed how many people fall for the 30%-off passport joke.

06The serious one

Against Zero

My interest in the UAP question started the way these things do — a lifetime of quiet fascination, and one cold email. While I was at the IMF, I began reaching out to people in the UAP community — and they wrote back. So I made a decision: I didn't renew at the IMF. I went to help stand up the Sol Foundation instead — the Stanford-affiliated effort taking the question seriously — working on the conference, the fundraising, the research, and the operations, and developing an online course on the subject with a colleague. When it was time, I left. Then I started writing Against Zero, my Substack on the phenomenon, consciousness, and cosmology. Those essays are now becoming a novel by the same name.

"I got there the same way I get everywhere: a cold email."

This work put me in real rooms — with academics, intelligence-community figures, armed-services leaders, journalists, and former government officials.

In the room.

How Svenssk works

I design it, build it, and run it.

The full stack behind the studio — creative tools to ship the work, and the infrastructure to launch and operate a real business on top of it.

Create

The idea and the raw material — concepts, words, images, sound, and film.

Can do

Brand StrategyCopywritingStorytelling & WorldbuildingCustomer JourneyStoryboardingArt DirectionMusic & SongwritingVideo Direction

Tools

SunoMidjourneyVeo 3ElevenLabsFinal Cut ProGeminiChatGPTClaudeArtlistCapCut

Build

Turning the raw material into a real, shippable, findable thing.

Can do

Web DesignNo-Code / Low-Code DevelopmentUXSEO & AI-Search Setup

Tools

LovableCloudflareEncitedFormspreeVS CodeGitHubSupabasePorkbun

Run

Operating it like a business — payments, customers, data, growth. A decade of strategy behind it.

Can do

Strategy & OperationsPartnershipsCustomer ExperienceAnalytics & Growth

Tools

StripeAirtableUpfirst.aiFathomGoogle AnalyticsBeholdSubstackNotionZapier

Working together

Simple by design.

One person, start to finish. Three steps.

  1. We meet

    Coffee, Zoom, dinner, a field of poison ivy — wherever. You tell me the problem you're trying to solve.

    No brief required
  2. I bring options

    Ideas, directions, and a strategy to choose from. Then we narrow it down together. It's always just me — you have my full attention.

    Always 1:1
  3. We make it

    We collaborate and iterate. What you get is genuinely original, made for you, and fast.

    Original, made for you

The unhinged professional

I've been running a design studio this whole time. And I just figured it out.

I build brands, businesses, sites, songs, and films — solo, fast, and finished.

I'm Krister Svensson. Thirteen years in product, content, and consulting at edX, Deloitte, Emeritus, and the IMF, plus special projects at the Stanford-affiliated Sol Foundation, where I helped stand up the think tank.

A year ago I decided two things: spend more time with my family, and make things myself.

I started Weston Ivy League — premium poison ivy removal, hand-pulled, branded like a national franchise. Then Gas Daddy — a real fuel-delivery startup I built with a country-music persona to promote it. Running both, I was operations, finance, marketing, product, web design, dev ops, tax guy, landscaper, and gasoline expert. Owning every part of both businesses turned out to be the actual education.

At some point a cashier at the grocery store recognized me — not for the gas business I was actually building, but for the country songs I'd written as Gas Daddy. He said they were playing it at the high school. The branding was working. Here's the thing: I'd already started all of it before that moment. Being recognized for the songs and the branding just gave me the confidence in my skills to take it to the next level — and the work kept multiplying. Cape Cod Demon Hunters is eight tracks deep and probably a musical next. Weston Ivy League is in its second season. The Gas Daddy songs somehow caught on in Germany (who knew?). There's a half-finished novel. And now, svenssk.com.

"I was already running a creative studio. I was just calling it something else."

That's svenssk. My name, plus a k. Svensk also means Swedish. Now it's a verb.

While I'm being honest

I'm good at this because I love it. Now I want to do it for you.

I figured out the secret. You're just going to pay me for it.

Let's make something

Have an idea? I'll svenssk it.

Most agencies hand you a logo and a deck. I hand you a whole world — brand, site, songs, fake movie trailers, merch, lore, go-to-market — built entirely solo, usually before the others have finished onboarding.

krister@svenssk.comEmail me

Originally from Sweden. Currently based in Massachusetts.

Open to working with brands anywhere — the worlds I build don't ship with borders.